To whom it may concern...

EVICTION NOTICE
Date: October 5
To: Noah William Petersen

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

MY BELLY

Louisville, KY

I am issuing this 36 hour notice for EVICTION. You will have 4 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final minute. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

4 days from this point in time if you have not complied with this notice you will be immediately and forcefully removed at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Love,
The Management (Mommy and Daddy)

P.s. Thanks Aunt Joanne for this cute encouragement... maybe it will entice him to come without the force.